The Burnout Bundle

Meet The Burnout Bundle, the office survival kit for anyone over meetings, deadlines, and annoying coworkers. This set includes our Vulgar Writing Devices, pens that write smooth as hell and come loaded with phrases like "Go F#ck Yourself," "Fresh Outta F#cks," "Calm Your Tits," and "Please Kindly F#ck Off." Perfect for aggressive note-taking, petty list-making, or signing documents you absolutely do not agree with. These aren’t just pens. These are weapons of mass inscription.

And let’s not forget the Vulgar Sticky Notes, available in three flavors to express your inner exasperation. Need to leave a quick reminder on your desk? Slap down "Oh, for f#ck’s sake." Got a project that’s pure chaos? "This is bullshit" works perfectly. When words fail, there is always the timeless classic: "What. The. F#ck." Use them all, laugh a little, and survive the office one snarky note at a time.